Not kidding - random things are coming out of my mouth!One might call it funny; I think I have turrets... Embarrassing yoga moment number 28: I have a new job working at a very very nice studio. At the end of a yoga flow, I told the women to bring their feet together, rock from side to side, and MASSAGE THEIR SHIT BONES! What is wrong with me?!?! I do not know where that came from. I meant to say Massage Your Sit Bones. If you could only have seen the look on their faces. I could not stop laughing. They were not laughing...
Just earlier this year I told people in my yoga class to take a deep breath in, exhale out, and FOCUS ON THEIR BREASTS. Again, what is wrong with me?!?! I do not know where that came from either. I meant to say Focus on Your Breath. What can I say, I'm a little on the goofy side.
I promise I'm not a pervy yoga teacher... I just think I have turrets
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